Smart like me

It seems that lately, when I try to do something on the computer/Internet , I seem to be FAR behind on the technological thinking process. IF ONLY there was a way, that I could create and understand the workings of the computer in a single step by step, do it yourself kind of way, then I would breathe again! I'm not talking about a book you can buy at a bookstore, nor am I talking about an e-book...more like a live person who is on line with you, walking you through whole episodes of stupidness (even though I am considered intelligent ) computer savvy is not one of those qualities I posses, and I KNOW there are millions out there like me. Just waiting to be let out of their cocoon. Becoming as successful as they wanted to.

In this day and age, I believe that if one does not have a firm grasp on the workings of internetness..(my made up word) then all is lost! your job efficiency is cut by 50% your conversation topics go into idle mode , because lets face it, EVERYONE who is anyone in today's world knows something about computers, the Internet, spreadsheets, word...and so on.
THE NIGHTMARE I am having just figuring out about blogging, how to add URL's what is an RSS ? for Pete's sake! a ping? I always thought that was what happened in table tennis before you heard the ball "pong" ...see?
So wouldn't it be nice to subscribe or register with a web host of some sort that had online support..right away? like some other companies do? Bid clerk is one of them , they have constant online support helping you navigate their website and the how do I do's and I cant's.
Fascinating , all this , and one day I will learn how and one day I will know so much more , because it's safe to say, that one can learn almost anything online...if you just had the time and patience to go about it the long way right?

OH! For the love of love!( and tv commercials.)

First, a quick word from our sponsors, whoever they may be... and what ever they may be screaming at you, YELLING!! at the top of their prepaid models/actors/whatever's whoever's piercing voices.

You have been watching a show on tv, captivated by it's just-before climax scene,
anticipating the deathly final blow, or soggy kiss or even the "secret" that was to be spilled out finally before she/he died or left for the war or was eaten by a dog or something to that effect? have you? been captivated only to be bombarded by comercials! It is bothersome, aggrevating and most of all a giant spoiler of shows. I don't have a solution..Tevo? that is all I do lately, record a show I want to watch then get back to it and fast forward through the commercials. Hooray for brighthousenetworks.com I have found this to be a big time saver, cuts the show by at least 20minutes and ahh yes all the other goodies that come with the "little silver box". NO I have not been paid to mention Brighthouse networks I was just putting some thoughts down and happen to realize that they are the slight solution to this annoying yet necessary evil.