Smart like me

It seems that lately, when I try to do something on the computer/Internet , I seem to be FAR behind on the technological thinking process. IF ONLY there was a way, that I could create and understand the workings of the computer in a single step by step, do it yourself kind of way, then I would breathe again! I'm not talking about a book you can buy at a bookstore, nor am I talking about an e-book...more like a live person who is on line with you, walking you through whole episodes of stupidness (even though I am considered intelligent ) computer savvy is not one of those qualities I posses, and I KNOW there are millions out there like me. Just waiting to be let out of their cocoon. Becoming as successful as they wanted to.

In this day and age, I believe that if one does not have a firm grasp on the workings of internetness..(my made up word) then all is lost! your job efficiency is cut by 50% your conversation topics go into idle mode , because lets face it, EVERYONE who is anyone in today's world knows something about computers, the Internet, spreadsheets, word...and so on.
THE NIGHTMARE I am having just figuring out about blogging, how to add URL's what is an RSS ? for Pete's sake! a ping? I always thought that was what happened in table tennis before you heard the ball "pong" ...see?
So wouldn't it be nice to subscribe or register with a web host of some sort that had online support..right away? like some other companies do? Bid clerk is one of them , they have constant online support helping you navigate their website and the how do I do's and I cant's.
Fascinating , all this , and one day I will learn how and one day I will know so much more , because it's safe to say, that one can learn almost anything online...if you just had the time and patience to go about it the long way right?